A NEW WEAPON

The other day I ventured to the local mall.
Upon entering my store of choice, I happened upon
a huge shoe sale.

There were shoes everywhere. All colors, sizes, types, and all on sale.

One display caught my eye.
The shoes looked like the latest style of torture instruments.

The shoe part was clunky, with very pointy toes.
The heel was at least 4 1/2" high.

I don't know how a person could walk in them, let alone dance, or run.
Perhaps if they had training as a stilt walker they would be perfect.

Then I started thinking about all the accidents and broken bones a person could encounter from wearing these shoes.

I realized the young people should consider careers in orthopedics, chiropractic medicine, and podiatry, because there will be a great need for those medical professionals in the years to come, as well as orthopedic shoes.

I picked up one of the shoes. It was heavy with a pointy heel, and I decided if all else fails a woman will always have a lethal weapon at her disposal if she wears these shoes.